Surveillance Society Skeptic Pillows

Edward Snowden

"I need to know who started it."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The Mainstream

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Privacy

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Facial Recognition

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Obama's surveillance of America.

A man without a chicken on his head!

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Privacy Conference Security

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Domestic spying.

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'