Surveillance Society Pundit Pillows

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

The Anti-Agent

"I need to know who started it."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Tariffs"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Private Viewing

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Privacy

CCTV in church.

Big Brother.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Have you drugged your child today?

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."