Surveillance Society Pundit Gifts

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

The Anti-Agent

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I need to know who started it."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Tariffs"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Data From a Truck

Private Viewing

Legalish

Privacy

Presidential surveillance ass!"

CCTV in church.

Big Brother.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Have you drugged your child today?

'I think its being tapped.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Intelligent Sexual Design

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."