Surveillance Satirist Gifts

Watching The Watchers.

"Oh, can't complain."

Internet Blackout and the NSA

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'If we didn't talk gibberish, we'd never have any privacy with all these monitors on us.'

Security guard reading CCTV gide.

". . . of the peephole, by the peephole and the peephole."

"It is fake, but it helps control lingering around the water cooler."

Private Viewing

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

'Act two hundred and forty six, scene one.'

'Sky's are clear today with a very good chance of drones...'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Waldo Caught on CCTV

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

Airport Security.

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

Businessman: 'We're like one big family here, because of all the nepotism.'

"Now you can send it."