Surveillance Satirist Prints

Watching The Watchers.

"Oh, can't complain."

Internet Blackout and the NSA

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'If we didn't talk gibberish, we'd never have any privacy with all these monitors on us.'

Security guard reading CCTV gide.

". . . of the peephole, by the peephole and the peephole."

"It is fake, but it helps control lingering around the water cooler."

Private Viewing

"Careful, we might be on Google Earth."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

It's life, John, but not as we know it.

'Act two hundred and forty six, scene one.'

'Sky's are clear today with a very good chance of drones...'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Courthouse. If justice is blind, why does it need so many cameras?

Data From a Truck

Waldo Caught on CCTV

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

Airport Security.

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."