Communications Satirist Prints

"Stop responding in emojis."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Dawing your Cellphone

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Antler Buzzers.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Follow me on Twitter...

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Pop up begger.

"Actually, we will replace you."

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

The No-Spin Zone: Fox news( hurricane ).

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

NHS computer: Kaput.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."