Communications Satirist Pillows

"Stop responding in emojis."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Now you can send it."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Antler Buzzers.

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Actually, we will replace you."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Pop up begger.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

NHS computer: Kaput.

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."