Cellphone Satirist Pillows

Dawing your Cellphone

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Lies on the Internet

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

'If we are to have effective communication with our partner organisations, it's probably best if we do not use text messaging.'

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

No Texting

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"Hey, Tarzan – no need to yell."

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

Data at landfill

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

'We get along so much better after I disabled the 'Comments' function of our relationship!'

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'