Smartphone Satirist Pillows

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

"OK Boomer."

Thk u 4 nt txting.

Stoplight

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"

The cell phone soother for life.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

Dawing your Cellphone

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"This is what I use for social media."

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."