Screensaver Satirist Pillows

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

How I met your mother

'for more obit info, go to...'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Pop up begger.

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

NHS computer: Kaput.

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

"Parts and labor?"

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Movie Franchise

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Sunset Romance