Screensaver Satirist Prints

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

How I met your mother

Follow me on Twitter...

'for more obit info, go to...'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Pop up begger.

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

NHS computer: Kaput.

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Parts and labor?"

'Are you okay, Bill?'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Movie Franchise

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."