Digital Tv Satirist Prints

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Now you can send it."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Social media and censorship...

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Fact amnesty"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'for more obit info, go to...'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'