Digital Tv Satirist Gifts

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Fact amnesty"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Social media and censorship...

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'for more obit info, go to...'

Follow me on Twitter...

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'