Digital Age Satirists Gifts

Where the crackpots have gone. . . Online.

'I found it on Craig's List.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'My dog ate my computer.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Fact amnesty"

Social media and censorship...

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Follow me on Twitter...

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"This is what I use for social media."