Digital Age Humorists Gifts

'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'

'I'm afraid that name (John Smith) has gone. You can call him John287@smith.com, though.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

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Moses and the Ten Commandments - Kindle Edition.

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"Listen Darling - his first email !"

Google signwriter.

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

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"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

"Old people seem content because they know all the dodgy-stuff they said and did years ago isn't still floating around the internet."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"OMG, LOL!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'My dog ate my computer.'

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"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The Smartass Phone

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'for more obit info, go to...'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

The Escape Key

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