Digital Age Humor Gifts

'My dad's Google entry is longer than your dad's Google entry'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Barcode Dreams

'My dog ate my computer.'

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Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Goodnight Social Media.

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

Google signwriter.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

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"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

"They misspelled your avatar."

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'