Digital Humorist Gifts

'Visit my website.'

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

'I mean, what is the point of getting the internet on your mobile phone if you can only see one tit at a time'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

'Oh no, it's a text from my doctor advising me against eating the steak I just posted on Twitpic.

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Each of these beeps is aheart beat, not an incoming e-mail"

Temporarily Off-line.

The Sun: Loading 25%.

"I'm sorry, I think we're just moving at different speeds."

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

"Really? You told him he's a digitally drawn cartoon that could be deleted at any moment with a single keystroke?"

"Help!"

'for more obit info, go to...'

Computer enjoying having a disk inserted.

Didn't You See My Update?

"...it's where we keep all the e-mail that gets filtered out."

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"Son... promise me you'll send out a blast to my followers."

"I've just read your Facebook page and apparently we're broke!"

Man using phone and driving crashes into tree. Aks for help via social networking.

The Escape Key

'That's the best pop-up I've ever seen!'

The Smartass Phone

"You should stay offline, son. Nobody likes Internet trolls."

'Even our arguments are losing quality - We used to have lover's tif's - Now we have lover's jpegs!'

'He's disappointed because he heard that site had a high bounce rate, so he thought it had a lot of cleavage.'

'I've been streaming this to YouTube.'

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

Cloud Spotting

Error Message.

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

Farcebook.