Digital Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

'He's my pay pal.'

RIP Walk J. Codswallop. Uploading.

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

"This site has a new button that lets you get outraged immediately."

"I'm getting a little tired of social media. He got mad at me so he said he is going to 'undad' me."

"You never know if these photos have been Photoshopped or taken during the warm weather when pounds have melted off."

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

Why you shouldn't friend your teacher online.

"Darlink, aren't you supposed to put that in before posting?"

Emoticon Prison.

Tweet seeking missile.

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

"Oh, no - not another internet cartoon."

Photoshop Accident

Newspapers stink. Newspaper comics stink. Nobody reads them. They're old school. I read a new generation of online comics. Check out this one. It's called expletive deleted monkey. @#$% and @#$%? Expletive deleted and the @#$%? Expletive deleted in the raunchy adjective deleted house. It's a family strip. I'm going to wash out my computer with soap.

Old Man Yells at Cloud Services

"They misspelled your avatar."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"OMG, LOL!"

Barcode Dreams

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The Smartass Phone

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."