Digital Humorist Pillows

'Visit my website.'

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

'To hear ocean sounds, enter your username and passwords...'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'I mean, what is the point of getting the internet on your mobile phone if you can only see one tit at a time'

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"I'm sorry, I think we're just moving at different speeds."

The Sun: Loading 25%.

Temporarily Off-line.

"Each of these beeps is aheart beat, not an incoming e-mail"

"Help!"

'for more obit info, go to...'

Computer enjoying having a disk inserted.

"You Have Hate Mail"

Cloud Spotting

"When I got a phone with unlimited data, I didn't expect it mean't everything about me."

'I've been streaming this to YouTube.'

Intelligence check has verified your comment. It's polemical, devoid of facts and completely stupid. You can now post it on social media.

"I still say you're not shrinking your attachments enough before you send them..."

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

"You don't need an antidepressant. I'm prescribing 2 cute, internet, cat videos a day for 10 days."

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

"Son... promise me you'll send out a blast to my followers."

"Look, Mom... Someone's giving you a 'like.'"

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

'Even our arguments are losing quality - We used to have lover's tif's - Now we have lover's jpegs!'

"You should stay offline, son. Nobody likes Internet trolls."

Man using phone and driving crashes into tree. Aks for help via social networking.

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The Escape Key

"...it's where we keep all the e-mail that gets filtered out."

Didn't You See My Update?

'He's disappointed because he heard that site had a high bounce rate, so he thought it had a lot of cleavage.'

Farcebook.