Smartphone Satirist Mugs

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

iPhone: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity

"OK Boomer."

Thk u 4 nt txting.

Bentgate

Stoplight

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"

The cell phone soother for life.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

The Proust of Twitter

Dawing your Cellphone

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Now you can send it."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Social media and censorship...

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Fact amnesty"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Follow me on Twitter...

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"