Television Satirist Pillows

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

The Following is rated PU13 - Tonight's Broadcast is a mishmash of inane, boring drivel, gross sexual innuendos and annoying canned laughter.

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"

Trash Test Dummy

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

UK border controls relaxed.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Reagacentennial

"Gee, thanks pal."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"You're on a what?!"