Sitcom Satirist Pillows

"I've been reformatted for television."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

How I met your mother

Down with canned laughter.

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!