Surveillance Society Critic Gifts

'I can remember when you could go out without having to worry!'

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

Speed Checked by Radar.

Those NSA folks sure take a lot of time off.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

George Orwell

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Private Viewing

Privacy

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Data From a Truck

Legalish

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Obama's surveillance of America.

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Moral Outrage.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."