Surveillance Cynics Gifts

Big Brother Is Auditing Your Returns for the Last Seven Years.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Privacy

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Legalish

Private Viewing

Data From a Truck

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Obama's surveillance of America.

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

307 days without an accident.

"Comments are turned off."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Oh, can't complain."

Privacy Conference Security

Domestic spying.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Courthouse. If justice is blind, why does it need so many cameras?

Data From a Truck

Watching The Watchers.