Surveillance Cynic Gifts

"I liked it better when they were just reading our emails."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Legalish

Privacy

Big Brother.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

Dirty Tricks Dept.

307 days without an accident.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

The Government That Cried Wolf

"Comments are turned off."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Obama's surveillance of America.

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Privacy Conference Security

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Domestic spying.