Surveillance Cynic Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a surveillance cynic? Explore our collection of witty and clever products that reflect their skeptical attitude towards privacy and security. From playful mugs to bold t-shirts, our items celebrate their keen eye for the absurd in surveillance culture. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, these gifts add humor and insight to their everyday accessories and decor.

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"I liked it better when they were just reading our emails."

"I liked it better when they were just reading our emails." mockup

"I liked it better when they were just reading our emails."

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?" mockup

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business." mockup

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

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Privacy Conference Security

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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Privacy

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Big Brother.

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'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?' mockup

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

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'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.' mockup

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

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"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!" mockup

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

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Facial Recognition

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"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid." mockup

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

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"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..." mockup

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

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Obama's surveillance of America.

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Dirty Tricks Dept.

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"Comments are turned off."

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"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'." mockup

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

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307 days without an accident.

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'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...' mockup

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

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"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

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1 message reviewed by NSA.

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"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office." mockup

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

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"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras." mockup

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

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'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.' mockup

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

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"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..." mockup

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

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"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel." mockup

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

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Privacy Conference Security

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'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.' mockup

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

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Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'. mockup

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

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Domestic spying.

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Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.' mockup

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

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Surveillance Cynic Gifts Collection

Surveillance Cynic Mugs

Check out our collection of witty mugs for the surveillance cynic—perfect for their morning brew and their skeptical sense of humor.

Surveillance Cynic Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort with clever commentary on surveillance—funny, stylish, and perfect for their favorite space.

Surveillance Cynic Prints

Discover prints that humorously critique surveillance culture—ideal for decorating a space with a touch of wit and wit.

Surveillance Cynic T-Shirts

Browse our humorous t-shirts designed for the surveillance cynic—wear their skepticism with pride and make a bold statement.