Surveillance Cynic Pillows

"I liked it better when they were just reading our emails."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Privacy

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Facial Recognition

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Obama's surveillance of America.

Dirty Tricks Dept.

"Comments are turned off."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

307 days without an accident.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

Privacy Conference Security

'This model comes with F.S.H - P.S. - E.W. - C.C. - A.B.S and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.'

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Domestic spying.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'