Security Cynic Pillows

Add a touch of humor and skepticism to their home decor with our security cynic pillows—perfect for referencing their playful, questioning attitude.

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Dial a Prayer

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UK border controls relaxed.

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?" mockup

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

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"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!" mockup

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

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"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good." mockup

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

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307 days without an accident.

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"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch." mockup

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

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Your DNA is in the database.

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"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2." mockup

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

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'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.' mockup

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

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Unsocial Networking.

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"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water." mockup

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

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"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?" mockup

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

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"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?" mockup

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

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This homeland security is getting out of hand.

This homeland security is getting out of hand. mockup

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

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"That'll keep them out."

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"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up." mockup

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

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"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."

"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview." mockup

"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."

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The first accurate poll.

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The Side Effect of Self-Awareness mockup

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

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Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired. mockup

Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.

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Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon. mockup

Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.

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Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.

Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass. mockup

Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.

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'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.' mockup

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

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'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.' mockup

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'

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'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.'

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.' mockup

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.'

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"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."

"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went." mockup

"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."

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Beware: Safe Area.

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Finally, a news network that doesn't fill me up...it's 97 fact free!

Finally, a news network that doesn't fill me up...it's 97 fact free! mockup

Finally, a news network that doesn't fill me up...it's 97 fact free!

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"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?" mockup

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

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'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.'

'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.' mockup

'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.'

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Security Cynic Pillows Collection

Security Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that speak to the security cynic in your life—fun, witty, and designed to make a statement.

Security Cynic Prints

Check out our clever prints that celebrate the security cynic—ideal for sprucing up any space with humor and style.

Security Cynic T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts perfect for security skeptics—bring humor and personality to their everyday wardrobe.