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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
UK border controls relaxed.
"There are no big jobs, only small machines."
"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"
"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."
"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."
307 days without an accident.
"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."
"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."
'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'
Your DNA is in the database.
Unsocial Networking.
"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"
"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"
"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."
This homeland security is getting out of hand.
iPhone: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity
"That'll keep them out."
Defend the Cult of Militant Nonviolence!
"I was thinking about leaving until I found out they were going to waterboard me during the exit interview."
The Side Effect of Self-Awareness
Find the failed CEO who got a 200 million dollar bonus while being fired.
Man at a desk in Performance Review Dept. has a cannon in the 'OUT' box pointing out the window lights cannon.
The first accurate poll.
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'
'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'
"I just can't work out where the f*****g Swear Jar money went."
Beware: Safe Area.
'All this 'elf and safety is taking the edge off sieges.'
"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"
Finally, a news network that doesn't fill me up...it's 97 fact free!
Security Cynic T-Shirts Collection
Security Cynic Mugs
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Security Cynic Prints
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