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Security Sceptic T-Shirts
Express their scepticism with our security-themed t-shirts—fun, witty designs that showcase their skeptical outlook with style and humor.
UK border controls relaxed.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."
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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."
Domestic Spying Drones
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'
Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka
"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."
"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."
Obama's surveillance of America.
'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'
'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'
"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."
"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."
"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."
Your DNA is in the database.
'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'
"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"
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Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.
Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'
Domestic spying.
'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'
This homeland security is getting out of hand.
"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."
'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'
"That'll keep them out."
Data From a Truck
If They See Something, They Do Something — To You
'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'
Security Sceptic T-Shirts Collection
Security Sceptic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs with humorously skeptical designs, perfect for the security sceptic who enjoys a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Security Sceptic Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring funny security sceptic sayings—great for relaxing and showcasing their unique sense of humor.
Security Sceptic Prints
Brighten their home or office with prints that humorously depict the security sceptic's perspective—fun wall art with a witty twist.