Surveilance Sceptic Gifts

Warning: Anything recorded on security cameras may be used at peak viewing time.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Data From a Truck

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Legalish

Privacy

Private Viewing

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

The Modern Godot

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Obama's surveillance of America.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Your DNA is in the database.

"Oh, can't complain."

Privacy Conference Security

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'