Surveilance Sceptic Gifts

Warning: Anything recorded on security cameras may be used at peak viewing time.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Privacy

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Private Viewing

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

The Modern Godot

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Facial Recognition

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Obama's surveillance of America.

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Your DNA is in the database.

"Oh, can't complain."

Privacy Conference Security

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Domestic spying.