Surveillance Sceptic Gifts

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

UK border controls relaxed.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Privacy

Private Viewing

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Facial Recognition

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Your DNA is in the database.

"Oh, can't complain."

Privacy Conference Security

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Domestic spying.

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'