Surveillance Sceptic Gifts

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

UK border controls relaxed.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Data From a Truck

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Privacy

Legalish

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Private Viewing

Big Brother.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Facial Recognition

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Your DNA is in the database.

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Secret Agent Men

"Oh, can't complain."

Privacy Conference Security

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Domestic spying.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'