Whimsical Surveillance Critique Gifts

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you part of government surveillance?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Mother Duck.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Data From a Truck

Private Viewing

Privacy

Legalish

Big Brother.

David Hockney

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Obama's surveillance of America.

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"Oh, can't complain."

Privacy Conference Security

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Domestic spying.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Courthouse. If justice is blind, why does it need so many cameras?