Whimsical Surveillance Critique Gifts

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you part of government surveillance?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Mother Duck.

Privacy

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Private Viewing

Big Brother.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Facial Recognition

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Obama's surveillance of America.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Oh, can't complain."

Privacy Conference Security

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Domestic spying.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.