Society Critique Gifts

"Do you ever worry that all the people we've hurt will get wise to us one day?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Oligarchy

Voltaire

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

George Orwell

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Police Statetion

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

Have you drugged your child today?

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Intelligent Sexual Design

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Bleeding flag...