"Am I too accepting?"
Privacy Worrier Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who treasures their privacy and has a creative streak? Our curated selection celebrates the privacy worrier with witty slogans and charming designs. Ideal for friends or family who love to keep their space sacred, these products combine humor with a touch of personality. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find a unique way to show you understand their need for boundaries and quiet time. Give a gift that resonates with their desire for personal space and sense of humor.
"Ever since you screamed at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
"Too crowded. Let's go."
Club Antisocial
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"Do you mind?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"Yes, I'm alone."
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Police Statetion
She required plenty of personal space.
"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
Hello from the shed.
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
The Best Defense
CCTV in church.
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Privacy Worrier Gifts Collection
Privacy Worrier Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs for the privacy worrier—perfect for their morning coffee or tea in their sacred space.
Privacy Worrier Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with humorous privacy-themed designs—adding personality to their personal space.
Privacy Worrier Prints
Decorate their private space with artistic prints showcasing their love for privacy and humor.
Privacy Worrier T-Shirts
Find clever and comfy t-shirts designed for those who cherish their privacy—great for everyday wear or lounging.