Cybersecurity Worrier Gifts

'Good news. We weren't hacked, we just messed up.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

The Atomium Bombs

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

Here's the the Hackers

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Your DNA is in the database.

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'