
"Why do I have to enter a password? Who's going to nick it?"
Seeking the perfect gift for a cybersecurity skeptic? Our collection features clever, amusing items designed to resonate with their cautious approach to technology. From fun mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that appreciates their skepticism while also making them smile. Whether they love tech humor or enjoy expressing their cautious approach in style, these items are tailored to honor their unique personality.
"Why do I have to enter a password? Who's going to nick it?"
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
UK border controls relaxed.
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
I.T. Fear
"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Computer Class.
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'
A Little Extra
"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."
The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism
'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
"I think earth's antivirus software expired."
Privacy
We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
How Grandma Sees the Remote
'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'
"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."
"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."
Big Brother.
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