Security Skeptics Gifts

'Can't say. It's private.'

"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

CIA foils new underwear bomb plot. America prepares for more intrusive TSA airport inspections...

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

The disappearance of the journalist Jamal Khashoggi

UK border controls relaxed.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Down With Wikipedia

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Obama's surveillance of America.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Your DNA is in the database.

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

"Dad, can you read?"

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Privacy Conference Security

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'