Internet Skeptic Gifts

"I do think twice before believing anything I read online. I think, 'Really?' then 'o.k.'."

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'If you don't believe me, Google it.'

'Welcome to Facebook. To reset your password, please enter your Social Security number.'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

'I mean, what is the point of getting the internet on your mobile phone if you can only see one tit at a time'

'Do you swear to tell the truth based on your beliefs that everything you read on the internet is true?'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

They want to clean my hard drive...

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

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Intelligence check has verified your comment. It's polemical, devoid of facts and completely stupid. You can now post it on social media.

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"The internet begs to differ."

"Actually, this out-of-control immigration crisis of ours started with the advent of the internet."

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"It's kinda like Facebook. You post ridiculous, untrue stuff and people believe it and share it...wait, it's just like Facebook!"

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

"I believe in the separation of church and state and social media."

That business about the meek inheriting the earth sounds an awful lot like an internet scam.

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

'Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?'

"No fat, no salt and no internet doctors..."

I left my worries on my doorstep, and somebody posted them on the internet.

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

'He's one of a few who prefer to go to the library than surf the internet'

Internet Filth

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

I just found out that all life on earth could end if we're ever hit by a huge gamma ray burst from some other galaxy. That sounds like sketchy information, little buddy. No, it's been verified. I typed in gamma ray burst hitting earth on Youtube, and got tons of videos about them killing us all. There was a single video disputing that, I assume. I heard that.

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!