Internet Skeptics Gifts

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

Fish follows after the caveman who caught him.

A cow?! That's impossible! No, if it's on the web, it must be true! (Published previously on October 3, 2010).

"The internet says I have an eating disorder, I might be anorexic!"

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

Down With Wikipedia

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Rare Books

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I.T. Fear

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Computer Class.

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.