Cybersecurity Worrier Mugs

'Good news. We weren't hacked, we just messed up.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

Your DNA is in the database.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.