Cybersecurity Conscious Gifts

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

A Little Extra

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'