Cybersecurity Conscious Patient Gifts

"The doctor says your vital signs are strong, but the IT guy says your portal password is weak."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."