Computer-geek Patient Gifts

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Knights of the Square Table.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Grim's Fairytales

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."