Computer-geek Patient Prints

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Knights of the Square Table.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Grim's Fairytales

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."