Computer-savvy Challenged Prints

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

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This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

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Silver Surfer.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

Spell-Check Bee

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Okay kids if you think the answer is A then text 1181, if you think the answer is B text 1182...'