Cyber-awareness Gifts

Online Hooligan

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Pollution Look

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

Palm Top Readings

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

Harvest Data Festival

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Computer telling man he loves him

Texting kills

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'