Cyber-awareness Gifts

Online Hooligan

National Everything Awareness Day

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

Pollution Look

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Facebook/Meta

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Palm Top Readings

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

Harvest Data Festival

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

Medication label reads: 'If depression symptoms persist consider suicide'

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Computer telling man he loves him

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

Texting kills