Cyber Safety Gifts

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

Hate Platforms

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'