Cyber Vigilant Gifts

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Lynching on social media

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Internet Cafe.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

America is first!

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

The Covid Tail

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Computer Virus

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

Computer password.

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

Pandemic - A global virus

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Cyber Sexual Harassment

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

"Corporate raiders, sir... one, maybe two companies away."

"Don't read it! He's phishing."