Cyber Vigilant Mugs

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Lynching on social media

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Internet Cafe.

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

America is first!

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

The Covid Tail

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Computer Virus

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

Computer password.

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

"I made a mental note of my password, but it's been deleted."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Pandemic - A global virus

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

Cyber Sexual Harassment

"Corporate raiders, sir... one, maybe two companies away."