Cyber Vigilante Gifts

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

Lynching on social media

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

You can relax now.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Guns won't help

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Computer Virus

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Ebola Clinic

Computer password.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."